Begdamlam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, uncaring mongoose.

Begdamlam created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Begdamlam, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Begdamlam, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Begdamlam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Begdamlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never run near ants.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.