Taf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, caring dryad.

Taf created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taf, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Taf, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Taf's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Taf's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near foxes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Pray towards the north.