Wabmapbep Rutnellcin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, selfish dragonfly.

Wabmapbep Rutnellcin created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabmapbep Rutnellcin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wabmapbep Rutnellcin, it will ignore you.

Wabmapbep Rutnellcin's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Wabmapbep Rutnellcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.