Dunmonyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish wasp.

Dunmonyarl created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Dunmonyarl, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dunmonyarl, she will destroy your favourite star.

Dunmonyarl's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dunmonyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.