Renruttab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient mole.

Renruttab created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renruttab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Renruttab, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Renruttab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Renruttab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always help pigs in need.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.