Hamtabfob is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever hydra.

Hamtabfob created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hamtabfob, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hamtabfob, he will send minions to preach to you.

Hamtabfob's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hamtabfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hamtabfob loves foxes, so they must be respected.