Budbifkip is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, clever goose.

Budbifkip created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budbifkip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Budbifkip, he will turn you into a tree.

Budbifkip's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Budbifkip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Budbifkip eight times a day.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Put Budbifkip first in all things.

4. You must love Budbifkip.

5. Never talk about planets.