Arppombimspagcatgamflabrow is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring hummingbird.

Arppombimspagcatgamflabrow created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Arppombimspagcatgamflabrow, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Arppombimspagcatgamflabrow, she will destroy your home planet.

Arppombimspagcatgamflabrow's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Arppombimspagcatgamflabrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Arppombimspagcatgamflabrow loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Do not eat aubergines.