Wadflowdidcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, temperamental centaur.

Wadflowdidcuss created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadflowdidcuss, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wadflowdidcuss, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wadflowdidcuss' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Wadflowdidcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.