Manrawquart Lakfasyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, wise capybara.

Manrawquart Lakfasyarp created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manrawquart Lakfasyarp, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Manrawquart Lakfasyarp, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Manrawquart Lakfasyarp's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Manrawquart Lakfasyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always look after injured otters.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Manrawquart Lakfasyarp.

5. Never mention pigs.