Ditgessvad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, caring jackal.

Ditgessvad created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditgessvad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ditgessvad, he will turn you into a frog.

Ditgessvad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ditgessvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never talk about gravity.