Nelgodnuttgam is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, moody chinchilla.

Nelgodnuttgam created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelgodnuttgam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nelgodnuttgam, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nelgodnuttgam's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nelgodnuttgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.