Fettigkikfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a large, deceitful wyvern.

Fettigkikfarn created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fettigkikfarn, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fettigkikfarn, she will manifest in front of you.

Fettigkikfarn's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fettigkikfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never look in ponds.