Tarfunnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, pitiless coyote.

Tarfunnutt created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarfunnutt, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tarfunnutt, it will turn you into a rock.

Tarfunnutt's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tarfunnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Tarfunnutt loves goats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Do not covet oxen.