Cussnibciss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong clam.

Cussnibciss created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Cussnibciss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cussnibciss, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cussnibciss' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cussnibciss' Holy Commandments

1. Cussnibciss must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.