Binfosshug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring turtle.

Binfosshug created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binfosshug, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Binfosshug, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Binfosshug's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Binfosshug's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Binfosshug.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.