Gudganfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet chicken.

Gudganfoss created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudganfoss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gudganfoss, she will be very sad.

Gudganfoss' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gudganfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Gudganfoss must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Gudganfoss loves seals, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Gudganfoss on top of all buildings.