Bigsiszim Dutfitmet is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable capybara.

Bigsiszim Dutfitmet created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigsiszim Dutfitmet, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bigsiszim Dutfitmet, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bigsiszim Dutfitmet's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bigsiszim Dutfitmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not take Bigsiszim Dutfitmet's name in vain.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Fast once a month.