Tankenort is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive badger.

Tankenort created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tankenort, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tankenort, it will boil you in a big pot.

Tankenort's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tankenort's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.