Pakbonbot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent dragon.

Pakbonbot created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Pakbonbot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pakbonbot, it will jump up and down on your head.

Pakbonbot's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Pakbonbot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six ants approach from the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Erect nine gold sculptures of Pakbonbot on top of important buildings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never run in the presence of whales.