Wegcinjongilsomtaningmab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet wombat.

Wegcinjongilsomtaningmab created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegcinjongilsomtaningmab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wegcinjongilsomtaningmab, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Wegcinjongilsomtaningmab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Wegcinjongilsomtaningmab's Holy Commandments

1. Wegcinjongilsomtaningmab loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.