Popgenzag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical sheep.

Popgenzag created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popgenzag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Popgenzag, he will strike you with lightening.

Popgenzag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Popgenzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt porpoises.

2. Never laugh near pigs.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Popgenzag on top of important buildings.