Wapdangof is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, vain hippopotamus.

Wapdangof created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapdangof, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wapdangof, she will turn you into a goat.

Wapdangof's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Wapdangof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help badgers in need.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.