Betgoddut is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, humorless warg.

Betgoddut created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betgoddut, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Betgoddut, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Betgoddut's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Betgoddut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Never hurt seals.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.