Fontinrut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome goblin.

Fontinrut created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fontinrut, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fontinrut, it will turn you into a snail.

Fontinrut's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fontinrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fontinrut's priests.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Put Fontinrut first in all things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.