Hanlibdussnut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud horse.

Hanlibdussnut created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Hanlibdussnut, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hanlibdussnut, it will not care at all.

Hanlibdussnut's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hanlibdussnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never eat onions.

3. You must love Hanlibdussnut.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never jump in holy places.