Toflinbid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-assured crocodile.

Toflinbid created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Toflinbid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Toflinbid, he will turn you into a frog.

Toflinbid's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Toflinbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.