Dagmiscut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless hare.

Dagmiscut created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagmiscut, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dagmiscut, she will turn you into a duck.

Dagmiscut's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dagmiscut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.