Dutcussjig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent skunk.

Dutcussjig created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutcussjig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dutcussjig, he will be mildly annoyed.

Dutcussjig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dutcussjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Put Dutcussjig first in all things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always obey Dutcussjig's priests.