Yiktifhun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful porpoise.

Yiktifhun created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yiktifhun, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yiktifhun, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yiktifhun's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yiktifhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.