Limtitfab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful unicorn.

Limtitfab created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limtitfab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Limtitfab, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Limtitfab's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Limtitfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Limtitfab.

3. You must pray to Limtitfab five times a day.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look in ponds.