Baddimlit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful manatee.

Baddimlit created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baddimlit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Baddimlit, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Baddimlit's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Baddimlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Fast once a month.