Flamditcut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering weasel.

Flamditcut created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamditcut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flamditcut, it will think nothing of it.

Flamditcut's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Flamditcut's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Do not cook food in pots.