Cunsidcap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm tortoise.

Cunsidcap created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunsidcap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cunsidcap, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cunsidcap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cunsidcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.