Ceprawip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, compassionate human.

Ceprawip created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceprawip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ceprawip, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ceprawip's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Ceprawip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ceprawip five times a day.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat green fruit.