Hogbitneg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sapient unicorn.

Hogbitneg created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogbitneg, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hogbitneg, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hogbitneg's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hogbitneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never sit near moths.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never wear yellow jumpers.

5. Never write about amino acids.