Kinmifgam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful butterfly.

Kinmifgam created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Kinmifgam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kinmifgam, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kinmifgam's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Kinmifgam's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never feed turnips to shrews while wearing fawn shorts.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Always wear brown.