Dadflishad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm wyrm.

Dadflishad created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadflishad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dadflishad, she will turn you into a rat.

Dadflishad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dadflishad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Do not take Dadflishad's name in vain.

4. Never feed corn to squirrels while wearing orange kilts.

5. Never paint your chest yellow.