Loopmisnanzak is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, amazing mouse.

Loopmisnanzak created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopmisnanzak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Loopmisnanzak, she will turn you into a goat.

Loopmisnanzak's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Loopmisnanzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Always help otters.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.