Bonvogmil is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, competent pigeon.

Bonvogmil created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonvogmil, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bonvogmil, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bonvogmil's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bonvogmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not kill otters.