Vagcannurt is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless turtle.

Vagcannurt created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagcannurt, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vagcannurt, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vagcannurt's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Vagcannurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.