Zighotbud is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient warg.

Zighotbud created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zighotbud, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zighotbud, he will turn you into a sheep.

Zighotbud's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Zighotbud's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zighotbud.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.