Banfetdob is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, caring clam.

Banfetdob created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Banfetdob, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Banfetdob, she will make you grow a tail.

Banfetdob's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Banfetdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.