Fetcebsid is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unfair deer.

Fetcebsid created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetcebsid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fetcebsid, he will turn you into a dog.

Fetcebsid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fetcebsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Never mention pigs.

5. Never feed parsnips to goats while wearing black skirts.