Megyamflan is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic ferret.

Megyamflan created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Megyamflan, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Megyamflan, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Megyamflan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Megyamflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not hurt pigs.

3. You must love Megyamflan.

4. Run away if five otters approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.