Cumbutflag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic monkey.

Cumbutflag created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumbutflag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cumbutflag, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Cumbutflag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cumbutflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Cumbutflag loves manatees, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Cumbutflag loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.