Botditbadgar is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving octopus.

Botditbadgar created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botditbadgar, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Botditbadgar, it will boil you in a big pot.

Botditbadgar's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Botditbadgar's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Never look in ponds.