Jiplikgun is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful duck.

Jiplikgun created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiplikgun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jiplikgun, he will turn you into a rock.

Jiplikgun's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Jiplikgun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Never paint your back mauve.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Never eat cucumbers.