Nulragmip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest gerbil.

Nulragmip created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nulragmip, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nulragmip, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Nulragmip's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nulragmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near shrews.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Put Nulragmip first in all things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nulragmip.

5. Hide if six sharks approach from the south.