Queeglipsis is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, humane raven.

Queeglipsis created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Queeglipsis, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Queeglipsis, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Queeglipsis' most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Queeglipsis' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Queeglipsis.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.